Do:

* Listen to the mods, in this alternate reality, they are always right.
* Be awesome.
* Wear a top hat and monocle.
* Enjoy yourself.

Don't:

* Take the internet seriously.
* Advocate dystopian futures.
* Talk about AniCu Club.
* Talk about AniCu Club.
* Joke about rape.
* Abuse other community members.
* Link pirated anime. Seriously.
* Use Engrish or Japlish. Or anything other than English really.